Monday, May 4, 2009

I would show them around the place, tell them who everyone was, and try to help them make friends. Then I would leave them alone because if it was me I wouldn't want some stranger hanging over my shoulder the whole time. I would let the new kid settle just like everyone else and if he wanted something from me I would just be nice to him and help him out as much as I could.

Friday, April 17, 2009

If I was the captain and them banana munchin tupac wanabe's came and tried to take my ship I'd bust a cap in they backside cuz. Haha. Really I do think somebody would have to pay for takin my ship. I really think if they had me at gunpoint and was willing to kill me to take my ship, I would have no problem with dropping one of them. I would be doing the world a favor.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

One time I was at the park for Easter. All of my other friends were there too. We all stood behind this rope before the race to go get eggs. As soon as he guy blew the whistle we went and tried to get as many as we could. That is my favorite Easter memory.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

During my boring spring break, I went in my slow pick up down some back roads, and found a dead body.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

I think Micheal Phelps deal wasn't big but the Mexico Drug Cartel is a really big deal. It isn't someone being at a party having a good time and happen to smoke some kill. This is big time stuff, like people die over the smallest screw ups. I think the answer to all of this is to let anyone who wants do drugs get with it. They will fry their brains and eventually die. This cures world hunger and more money back in to our tax payers pockets because there will be less people and that means less people on welfare. Then we won't have to be supporting those bums sitting on the couch everyday that are perfectly fine but are to lazy to work.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

No I don't agree with that guy. Going to school the whole year in stead of having a summer is retarded. It's not going to improve anyone's grades. If the kids in school would quit having babies, playing hooky, drugs, and alcohol, then the results would improve.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

I think cloning is ok and not ok. It's not ok to play God because thats not right and things can get out of hand quick. People can get to big for their briches no matter what age they are. Also, there are some positives to this cloning. More soldiers, more perfect wemon, endless food supplies. It don't matter to me either way.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009



I would want to bring back Abraham Lincoln and George Washington. Abraham, because he's the one who freed the slaves. He believed all men were equal and that everyone would get along someday. That day is here now. George, because he was the first president and he would be shocked to see how we live today and how all the things are today and that the american dream is still ass strong as it used to be back then.

Friday, January 16, 2009

O.K. I'm one of the 155 passengers on the plane that just went down. "Mayday! Mayday! Hold on to your butts, we're going down!" That was some of the last words I heard from the fat, weezing guy beside me when we were going down from the sky. Then everybody started started screaming louder and louder. The pilot announced, "Everybody remain calm. Please get up from your chair and take out the cushion you were sitting on, and hold on for dear life." That's what scared me. I new something was going seriously wrong, little did I know it was some geese that caused this whole ordeal. I was terrified that something so innocent out there minding its own business dang near kills 150 people. There was a couple of convict girls in the back biting the rope that they were tied to. That freaked me out. The whole thing felt really wrong. Thats how my trip went.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

What will I have accomplished in 10 years? Let's see, ten years from now I'll be 26 years old, wow. In two years, I'll graduate, that leaves 8 years left. I am going to UTI the next two years to be a motorcycle technician. Once I graduate from there, hopefully I can sign on with Honda, Kawasaki, Yamaha, or Suzuki making $30 an hour and $10 more an hour every year I work there, which is six more years, so that means I'll be making $90 an hour being a motorcycle technician, for probably Kawi, in the next ten years I hope.